John Sayles, the library and other stuff

July 12, 2009 by angryfilmmaker

July 12, 2009

“If you’re a PA, and you’re fresh out of school, and this is one of your first gigs, let me give you some advice: the director doesn’t give a shit about your opinion!”
From The Angry Filmmaker Survival Guide

It’s harsh, but true. When we were making Birddog, there was a PA who asked me why I was doing a particular shot from a particular angle. It didn’t really look that good to her. As politely as I could, I told her that her input was not needed, especially since this was her first day on the shoot and we had been shooting for two weeks. I tried to remind her what her role was, what mine was, and she needed to take care of her job, and let me do mine. Then I spoke to the AD and said to keep her the hell away from me! Trust me, you have enough on your mind, and unsolicited input from a young PA isn’t what you need.

And speaking of books…

Please ask your local libraries to purchase my book.

On most library websites there is a place to suggest books for purchase. Or just send an email.

Here is the information they will need:
The Angry Filmmaker Survival Guide: Making the Extreme No Budget Film
ISBN #: 1-4392-3273-3
Author: Kelley Baker
2009

When asked for the publisher direct them to my website: www.angryfilmmaker.com
(The publisher is BookSurge but I make more money if they buy from me…)

Thank you!

On Saturday, August 29, 10am I am going to be at the The Rappahannock Independent Film Festival teaching a workshop. If you’re in the area drop on by. Check it out at http://rifilmfestival.com/.

I am in the midst of re-watching some old John Sayles movies (Return of The Secaucus Seven, The Brother From Another Planet, and Matewan), and I am still blown away by his writing. Some of the acting is a little rough, but the stories are so good. I can’t get enough of him. Whether his films are good or not so good, they are always worth watching. I always learn something about story telling from him. Go back and check out some of his older work, most of the films hold up surprisingly well.

Don’t forget to check out the review of my Sound Design Workshop DVD at http://www.microfilmmaker.com/reviews/Issue43/Sound1.html. While you’re there check out some of the articles. It’s a great site.

On to other stuff.

If you want Moses and I to come to your college, university, media art center, high school, theater or even to your house for dinner this Fall send me a note, angryfilminfo@aol.com.

Don’t forget to check out my tour sponsors, Show Biz Software, (www.showbizsoftware.com), Film Baby (www.filmbaby.com), Pollard Design (www.pollarddesign.com), and Zoom Studio (www.zoomstudio.com). If you haven’t checked out their sites and their services, you better.

As always, feel free to link to my site and you can subscribe to my blog. So what are you waiting for?

Talk later.

Kelley

www.angryfilmmaker.com
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Rough Cut Advice & other stuff

July 7, 2009 by angryfilmmaker

July 7, 2009

I was talking to a friend who had just gotten some negative feedback on his current film which is still in rough cut. He was feeling a bit depressed, I know, I have been there before. So I thought I would re-print something from my book, my feelings on showing people something that isn’t finished…

“Thoughts on showing stuff that you’re working on to your friends: A lot of people don’t understand what a movie looks like when it’s “in process,” i.e. not completed. I have seen people show friends sequences from their movies out of context and not even close to finished. This never helps a filmmaker. I know you’re excited about your movie and you want to show stuff as soon as you can. If people don’t start jumping up and down and say what they’ve just watched is the greatest thing ever, then you get bummed. What are you thinking, jackass?

Of course they’re not jumping up and down. It’s not finished, it’s out of context and they don’t have the vision you have. I don’t care how much you think you or your friends know about movies. What many of you learned came through watching the special features and director’s commentaries on some DVDs. That doesn’t tell you anything. I have watched major movies in rough cut that looked like crap and went on to do great business at the box office. But I knew what work needed to be done to get them ready. Most people don’t.

I will NOT look at individual completed scenes from a movie.

They tell me nothing! I would rather look at a really long rough cut of the entire movie, than a couple of scenes that have been cut. To judge a movie, you have to feel its pace, see the whole story. A particular scene could be brilliant! But the scenes around it aren’t. I need to see something from start to finish so I can get a feel for the movie and give quality feedback.

I made the mistake, once, of showing a local film critic the first 15 minutes of one of my features while it was still in rough cut. Boy was that stupid! A year later, when I was set to premiere it, he told one of the local art house theater owners that he wasn’t going to be reviewing it. He had seen it already and it wasn’t very good! He assigned someone else to do it. All he had seen was a 15-minute piece! And there he was telling a theater owner no less it wasn’t very good. I wonder who else he told?

I will never, ever make that mistake again. I learned my lesson.”

From The Angry Filmmaker Survival Guide Part One. Which is available on my site for a mere $16.95 + $3 S&H. Quite a deal…

“This is a killer book. It tells you what your teachers can’t, because they haven’t done it. It tells you what your friends can’t, for the same reason. Jammed with tons of useful advice, Baker’s book is an invaluable “think before you shoot” guide for beginning filmmakers, as well as people who’ve been around the block, but need a refresher course.”

William M. Akers
Author of Your Screenplay Sucks! 100 Ways To Make It Great
teaches screenwriting and filmmaking at Vanderbilt University
Lifetime Member of the Writers Guild

Also check out the review of my Sound Design Workshop DVD at http://www.microfilmmaker.com/reviews/Issue43/Sound1.html. It’s a good one!

On to other stuff.

If you want Moses and I to come to your college, university, media art center, high school, theater or even to your house for dinner this Fall send me a note, angryfilminfo@aol.com.

Don’t forget to check out my tour sponsors, Show Biz Software, (www.showbizsoftware.com), Film Baby (www.filmbaby.com), Pollard Design (www.pollarddesign.com), and Zoom Studio (www.zoomstudio.com). If you haven’t checked out their sites and their services, you better.

As always, feel free to link to my site and you can subscribe to my blog. So what are you waiting for?

Talk later.

Kelley

www.angryfilmmaker.com
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Advice, blogs and books

July 3, 2009 by angryfilmmaker

July 3, 2009

If making a movie is just one of those things you think would be cool to do, then don’t do anything. There are already enough posers and bad movies out there.
From The Angry Filmmaker Survival Guide

That should be pretty self explanatory. If you are going to make a movie, do it because you have to make a movie. If you enjoy the process of making the movie, then do it. The odds are your movie won’t make you money or famous. You have to enjoy the ride and if you work hard enough and have a huge amount of luck, maybe you’ll get your investment back.

I encourage you all to read William Akers blog posts (http://yourscreenplaysucks.wordpress.com/). He’s a great writer who understands the business, especially the business of screen writing. He’s also funny as hell. You can buy his book off of his website, (http://yourscreenplaysucks.com/).

I have been re-watching early John Sayles movies and I have forgotten what a great story teller he is. He’s someone people should study. For writing not for editing, sorry John your films are too long, if it weren’t for the great writing you’d lose me.

Don’t forget to check out my book, The Angry Filmmaker Survival Guide: Making the Extreme No Budget Film. It’s available on my site (www.angryfilmmaker.com) for a mere $16.95 + $3 S&H.

“Kelley’s frank, truthful — and realistic — advice is borne from years as an industry insider who chose to turn outsider. Through the creation of his own films, projects he as worked on, and the hundreds of movies he encounters every year at festivals and events, gives Kelley a unique insight into the state of the modern independent film movement. The text might read as angry, but the knowledge is honest and altruistic.”

Jon Gann, Director, DC Shorts Film Festival

Check out the review of my Sound Design Workshop DVD at http://www.microfilmmaker.com. It’s a good one!

On to other stuff.

If you want Moses and I to come to your college, university, media art center, high school, theater or even to your house for dinner this Fall send me a note, angryfilminfo@aol.com.

Don’t forget to check out my tour sponsors, Show Biz Software, (www.showbizsoftware.com), Film Baby (www.filmbaby.com), Pollard Design (www.pollarddesign.com), and Zoom Studio (www.zoomstudio.com). If you haven’t checked out their sites and their services, you better.

As always, feel free to link to my site and you can subscribe to my blog. So what are you waiting for?

Talk later.

Kelley

www.angryfilmmaker.com
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www.filmbaby.com

New Book, Reviews and other stuff

June 25, 2009 by angryfilmmaker

June 25, 2009

Where have I been? Too much work not enough hours in the day. I am consulting on a few films, booking the Fall tour, promoting my new book, teaching a 3 week workshop, and trying to find time to work on my own stuff. Does anyone out there know anything about cloning? I could use a little help here.

I am thinking about becoming a Republican and running for office. No, I am not in to it to help people I am just in the mood for an affair. They seem to have that market cornered.

I’m going to start posting some tips again on the site from my book and here is the first one…

When it comes to budgeting remember, Everything is Negotiable! Don’t pay full price for anything!
– - from The Angry Filmmaker Survival Guide

So here’s the deal, my book, The Angry Filmmaker Survival Guide: Making the Extreme No Budget Film is finally here. How good is it you ask?

“Finally, a film resource that tells it like it is! As a film festival director, I watch hundreds (if not thousands) of films a year — some good, many flawed. I wish I could afford to send copies of “Survival Guide: Part 1″ to every director I encounter, to help them identify and correct potential issues before they roll the camera.”

Jon Gann, Director, DC Shorts Film Festival

Or this…

“YOU’VE REVEALED THE MAGICIAN’S SECRETS! NOW, ANYONE WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE A FILM OR EDIT THE SOUND. DAMN YOU BAKER, DAMN YOU I SAY!”

Jim LeBrecht
Berkeley Sound Artists

Or…

Hurray! This book is Jiminy Cricket on your shoulder, telling you what you need to do. And what you need to do is listen to Kelley Baker and heed his advice. Pinocchio did. Well, in the Disney version he did. In the original Italian, he kills the cricket with a hammer. Don’t do that. Listen to Kelley Baker, and this book will keep you out of more trouble than Jiminy Cricket.

William M. Akers
author of Your Screenplay Sucks! 100 Ways To Make It Great
teaches screenwriting and filmmaking at Vanderbilt University
Lifetime Member of the Writers Guild

So buy the damn thing already!

Also check out the review of my Sound Design Workshop DVD at http://www.microfilmmaker.com.

On to other stuff.

If you want Moses and I to come to your college, university, media art center, high school, theater or even to your house for dinner this Fall send me a note, angryfilminfo@aol.com.

Don’t forget to check out my tour sponsors, Show Biz Software, (www.showbizsoftware.com), Film Baby (www.filmbaby.com), Pollard Design (www.pollarddesign.com), Zoom Studio (www.zoomstudio.com). If you haven’t checked out their sites and their services, you better.

As always, feel free to link to my site and you can subscribe to my blog. So what are you waiting for?

Talk later.

Kelley

www.angryfilmmaker.com
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www.filmbaby.com

The Angry Filmmaker Survival Guide is Finally Ready!!!

May 14, 2009 by angryfilmmaker

Well, almost…

I just finished the final rounds of proofs and it looks great.  I am told it will officially be available very soon.  Is it any good?  Listen to these people…

The Angry Filmmaker Survival Guide: Making the Extreme No Budget Film

“When it comes to independent filmmaking Kelley Baker is the real thing.  His experience, observations and practical advice reveals the raw truth about an important art form that has been hijacked, over-romanticized and betrayed by everyone from the mainstream media to its very own champions.  This book is about real filmmaking.”
Brian Johnson
Author, Screenwriter, and Director

We are taking orders for the book now ($16.95 + $3 S&H) and it will be shipped when it becomes available.  For those of you who Pre-Order your copies, you will receive a signed copy when the book ships.  (www.angryfilmmaker.com)

“Like any good survivalist, Kelley Baker doesn’t beat around the bush … His 12 chapter Survival Guide is a compact, no-holds-barred 12-step program to creating what Baker calls “The Extreme No-Budget Film.”  Baker is on fire about making films.  You will be too after reading this brutally honest compilation of personal stories and practical advice from the front lines of independent filmmaking.”
Morrie Warshawski
Consultant and Author (Shaking the Money Tree: The Art of Getting Grants and Donations for Film and Video – 3rd Edition)

Excerpt

I am the poster boy for bad decision making in the Independent Film world!

I have made eight short films, three features and a couple of documentaries, along with a ton of corporate videos, and commercials.   I have whored myself on other people’s movies for the last 20+ years.  There are certain truths I have learned, and certain things and people I shouldn’t have listened to.  I have messed up my life financially, emotionally, and probably physically and it’s all been for my love of movies.  My movies.

“Angry or not, Kelley Baker knows his stuff, and he tells it all in this book that’s part indie film war story, part instructional manual for true independents, and part furious rant.  It’s always entertaining, and it might just tick you off, but – most important – the advice contained within these pages will help you get your film made…
Chris Hansen
Writer and Director “The Proper Care and Feeding of an American Messiah.”

Excerpt

Too many people finance their films on credit cards, and they go broke!  Their films end up not getting a distributor and they’re left paying 30% interest on a film that no one wants.  Heed the words of noted financial consultant and former NBA player, Charles Barkley, “Credit cards exist to keep poor people poor.”

DON’T USE YOUR DAMN CREDIT CARDS FOR ANYTHING!!!

Does that mean I’ve never funded something with credit cards?   Yes!  And I have lived to regret it.

“Kelley Baker is the genuine article, a skilled craftsman and a passionate artist who is committed to sharing his love of true and independent film to whoever is lucky enough to cross his path, he is to be listened to”
Bill Dever
Indie Producer, Founder of The Indy Film Co-op and fan of Kelley’s
Dog Moses

So go to my website (www.angryfilmmaker.com)
and Pre-Order your signed copy today.
$16.95 + $3 S&H

Whoa Pardner, don’t forget to buy a T-Shirt for Mom!

Hi, Remember me! And thoughts on Sound

May 5, 2009 by angryfilmmaker

May 5, 2009

I am off the road for awhile.  Moses and I returned home a few days ago.  It was a long 10 weeks.  I’m almost caught up on my sleep (not really) and I’m back in front of the computer.  I do apologize to those of you who regularly read the blog, sometimes it gets really hard to post from the road consistently.  I do my best, but there are times when I am just too tired.  At that point I am just working towards survival.  Every time I hit the road I tell myself I’ll be better at posting… maybe next Fall.

A special Thank You to Bill Dever and the Indy Film Co-op.  Bill worked with me on a lot of new venues and he and his family always had their home open for Moses and I.  Thank you.  (Next time I’ll bring more wine.)

A buddy of mine just sent me this link that I thought you would get a kick out of.   I don’t know how old this is, but enjoy…

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/22/ranting-lemonade-lab.html

And you think I’m Angry!

The BIG news is I finally saw a proof of my book, The Angry Filmmaker’s Survival Guide from the publisher and it looks great!  We have a couple small things to correct and I am hoping to have it up on the site available for purchase within the next couple weeks.  It has been a long time coming.  This has been a bigger ordeal than making any of my films.  Go figure.  Anyway, it will be available shortly.  Stay tuned.

Once again one of the things I have learned on this tour is how little most filmmakers and film students know about sound.  I can’t figure this out, sound is really not that difficult and yet it’s the thing that separates amateur films from professionals.  Too many people don’t think about sound at all and if they do they feel like they’ll go out and shoot and deal with it later.   You don’t go out and shoot with a bad camera, why are you going out and shooting with bad sound equipment, or none at all!

Check out my work book, 58 Things You Had Better Know About Sound Before Making Your First Feature.  It’s The Dialog Stupid!

This is a companion to my other work books on independent filmmaking.  It is available on my website, www.angryfilmmaker.com/buy.htm.

What good is it you ask?  Well, it tells you about the 3 different types of microphones, (ribbon, dynamic, and condenser) and the 3 basic microphone pick up patterns.  It gives you helpful hints about sound design, and tells you that I will threaten you with physical violence if I ever hear you utter the word “sweetening” when you really mean MIX!  (Sweeten is what you do to ice tea, not audio tracks!)

Other things in the book include:
8.)  There are three basic microphone pickup patterns, omnidirectional, cardioid, and hypercardioid.  Omnidirectional is a microphone that picks up everything in all directions.  A cardioid microphone picks up in a single direction, like a lavalier, or a wireless mic.  A hypercardioid is a “shotgun” mic.  It picks up everything in a cone-area of about 50 degrees in front of it.
30.)  If you hire a good location recordist, you won’t need ADR.  You don’t want to use ADR.   ADR is not, and will never be, as good as the original audio take!  The sound quality won’t be quite right.  The performance will be close but not as good.     There are all sorts of new software programs that can match the words to the lips, but just matching the words to the lips is not what’s important.  It’s the feeling of the entire scene.

47.)  There is a trend, not to clear music for your movie if you’re going to send it to film festivals to find a distributor.   Then WHEN it’s picked up for distribution, you get the distributor to pay for the music rights.  If anything, WHEN should read IF, because the odds are, it’s not going to happen.  A lot of distributors won’t pick up a film if the music rights aren’t cleared.

You can pick this work book up for a mere $10 plus $4 S&H.   How much are you spending on a camera?

Be the first one on your block to own it.  58 Things You Had Better Know About Sound Before Making Your First Feature.  It’s The Dialog Stupid!

There is a rumor that all of my work books should be ready for downloading soon.

Until then you can still buy the hard copies on my site.

On to other stuff.

If you want Moses and I to come to your college, university, media art center, high school, theater or even to your house for dinner this summer or Fall send me a note, angryfilminfo@aol.com.

Don’t forget to check out my tour sponsors, Show Biz Software, (www.showbizsoftware.com), Film Baby (www.filmbaby.com), Pollard Design (www.pollarddesign.com), Zoom Studio (www.zoomstudio.com), and The Indy Film Co-op (www.indyfilmco-op.org).   If you haven’t checked out their sites and their services, you better.

The first two Workshop DVDs are selling well.  You can find them at, www.angryfilmmaker.com, and at www.filmbaby.com

As always, feel free to link to my site and you can subscribe to my blog.  So what are you waiting for?

Talk later.

Kelley

www.angryfilmmaker.com
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www.youtube.com/theangryfilmmaker
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ABC TV, Wife Swap, The Searchers, John Ford, and More!

March 31, 2009 by angryfilmmaker

March 31, 2009

I am still on the road (6 weeks).  The last few weeks have been great!  A lot of new places on the tour (Thanks to Bill Dever, The Indy Film Co-op, The Strand Theater, and Nova Cinemas), a lot of new faces, and a lot of old friends.  Moses and I have 3 more weeks before we head home.  I just hope the weather holds for us.

You’re not going to believe this…  I just got this in my email.

WIFE SWAP, ABC’S HIT PRIMETIME SHOW, SEEKS SUPERSTAR FAMILIES OF INDEPENDENT FILMMAKERS!

The premise of Wife Swap is that one parent from each household swaps places for a week to experience how another family lives.  It is an incredible family experience and opportunity to both learn and teach different family values.

Wife Swap is a fascinating story of what happens when two couples see themselves and their partners in a whole new light. The New York Post says, “It should be called ‘Life Swap’ because it’s not just the wives who learn something here. It’s the families.”

Potential families can live anywhere in the United States, but we ask that families applying for the show consist of two parents and have at least one child, age 7 or older, living at home. Specifically, I’m looking for families of independent film makers!  If you, along with your family, are hustling in the independent film scene, then I want to talk to you!

I think I’ll pass on this.  Isn’t the life of an independent filmmaker tough enough?  I saw an episode of this show once and thought it was so horribly contrived I would be embarrassed to make something like this, let alone be on it.

I have a great idea; let’s do a show called Producer Swap.  Let these rich, spoiled TV Producers switch places with a Real Independent Filmmaker and see how they fare in our world!   We wouldn’t have to contrive anything.  But you know what?  I know what their lives are like, and I wouldn’t trade places with them for anything.

On to other things…

I just had a chance to see The Searchers (John Ford) on the big screen last week at the newly renovated Strand Theater in Shelbyville, IN.  (Great job on the renovations guys!).  I had forgotten how good that movie is.  Bill (Dever) told me that as I was watching it I tuned everything else out.  (Sorry about eating all the popcorn…)

Too many filmmakers and film students don’t take the time to watch movies made before 1980 and that is a shame.  There is so much in The Searchers and so many of the classic films.  Why aren’t people interested in past cinema?  Too many filmmakers get in to the business to make money and be “successful”, not enough people get in to film to make films that actually mean something.

Bill and I were discussing westerns on the drive home, John Ford, Howard Hawks, Sergio Leone and many other directors who did westerns (but not just westerns).  We talked about the changing image of the western from the 1950’s in to the 1960’s and 70’s.  The rich traditions the early directors maintained in the beginning and how that changed later.  Even John Ford’s westerns changed as he got older.  John Wayne is psychotic in his obsession to find “Debbie” and once he finds her he wants to kill her because she is “no longer white”.  It is an amazing performance by John Wayne as an outsider, a man who will never be allowed to come in to civilized society.

The westerns that were made in the 60’s and 70’s were truly revisionist.  Check out films like, The Left Handed Gun, The Wild Bunch, The Searchers, Once Upon A Time In The West, McCabe and Mrs. Miller and others.  These are amazing films, whether you like them or not.

Learn film history, learn the rules of filmmaking, then you can break them.  Remember, many of the filmmakers who made the classic films didn’t sit around watching other people’s movies.  They lived life and put their imprint on their work.  It sure would be nice if the new generation of filmmakers would realize that there is a lot to learn from the classic films, and filmmaking is so much more than making money and being famous.  I wish some of these people would get off their butts and live life.   Then make movies.  Give me a reason to go back in to a theater again.  Show me something that has thought behind it.  Take a chance and try to say something with your movie.

It’s all about the work!

I’ll get off my soapbox now.

On to other stuff.

If you want Moses and I to come to your college, university, media art center, high school, theater or even to your house for dinner send me a note, angryfilminfo@aol.com.

There is a rumor that my work books should be ready for downloading soon.

Don’t forget to check out my tour sponsors, Show Biz Software, (www.showbizsoftware.com), Film Baby (www.filmbaby.com), Pollard Design (www.pollarddesign.com), Zoom Studio (www.zoomstudio.com), The Indy Film Co-op (www.indyfilmco-op.org) and Cheezy Flicks (www.cheezyflicks.com).  All great people, all great companies.

If you haven’t checked out their sites and their services, you better.

The first two Workshop DVDs are selling well.  You can find them at, www.angryfilmmaker.com, and at www.filmbaby.com

As always, feel free to link to my site and you can subscribe to my blog.  So what are you waiting for?

Talk later.

Kelley

www.angryfilmmaker.com
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Tour News, Advertising and other Stuff

March 13, 2009 by angryfilmmaker

March 13, 2009

Hey Everybody,

Check out this interview with me in the Des Moines Register.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/arts

And this one in the Moline Dispatch.

http://www.qconline.com/archives/qco/display.php?id=429597

I am going to be in Des Moines, Iowa, on Friday March 13th from 7-10 at the Nova 10 Cinemas, (4353 Merle Hay Road, Des Moines, Iowa 50310) and in Moline, IL on Sunday March 15th at the Nova 6 Cinemas from 1 – 4 pm (2018 36th Avenue Moline, Illinois).

I will be showing some of my films, films that I have worked on and I’ll be talking about Making the Extreme No Budget Film.   I know this is short notice, but if you can pass this along to any of you friends or organizations you know of in the area I would really appreciate it.  The workshop cost is a mere $10.

Making the Extreme No Budget Film – - In 2000 Kelley Baker and Bruce Lacey set out to make a full length feature film for the sum of $1000.  They failed miserably.  Their budget ballooned up to $4000, (they forgot they had to feed cast and crew), but when the dust finally settled they had completed THE GAS CAFE, a 90 minute DV feature.  Along the way they set up a website, shot behind the scenes footage (for a documentary), and made the movie that they wanted to.  What’s wrong with these guys?  In 2002 Kelley sent 100 letters to 100 Friends asking for $100 to fund Kicking Bird.  He raised $5000 and shot for 18 days.  Kelley is currently touring the country with Kicking Bird.  In this workshop Kelley will walk participants through the entire process from scripting through post production.  How to get the most for very limited resources, asking the right questions to get free stuff, and working in an atmosphere where people share your vision!

If anyone wants more information about me please direct them to my web site, www.angryfilmmaker.com.

I am hoping for a good turn out.

I just saw the film Waltz With Bashir, and if you haven’t seen it check it out.  It is an animated documentary and I have to say it blew my mind!  It is an amazing film and is still playing theatrically in some markets.  I don’t want to give anything away, just go see it.

I have been approached about putting advertisements up on my website and I must say I am really torn.  There are none at this point and I have turned down ads in the past.  I have spent all these years moving away from the main stream and to put advertising up on the site just seems wrong.  Although I could certainly use the money.

What do you all think?  Let me know.  angryfilminfo@aol.com

And now on to other stuff.

If you want Moses and I to come to your college, university, media art center, high school, theater or even to your house for dinner send me a note, angryfilminfo@aol.com.

There is a rumor that my work books should be ready for downloading soon, and there are going to be new Angry Filmmaker T-shirts available.  These will piss off anyone, thanks to Jeff Pollard.  I’ll let you know when they’re ready.

Please check out my internet specials, hopefully you’ll find something you like.  (www.angryfilmmaker.com, as if you didn’t know)

Don’t forget to check out my tour sponsors, Show Biz Software, (www.showbizsoftware.com), Film Baby (www.filmbaby.com), Pollard Design (www.pollarddesign.com), Zoom Studio (www.zoomstudio.com), The Indy Film Co-op (www.indyfilmco-op.org) and Cheezy Flicks (www.cheezyflicks.com).  All great people, all great companies.

If you haven’t checked out their sites and their services, you better.

The first two Workshop DVDs are selling well.  You can find them at, www.angryfilmmaker.com, and at www.filmbaby.com

As always, feel free to link to my site and you can subscribe to my blog.  So what are you waiting for?

Talk later.

Kelley

www.angryfilmmaker.com
www.facebook.com
www.myspace.com/theangryfilmmaker
www.youtube.com/theangryfilmmaker

MicroFilmmaker magazine, distribution and other stuff

March 2, 2009 by angryfilmmaker

March 1, 2009

I have been interviewed in Micro Filmmaker Magazine and they put it in the new issue.  Check out the interview online at,  http://www.microfilmmaker.com/tipstrick/Issue40/IntKB_1.html.  While you’re there check out some of the other articles.  It’s a great magazine as far as I’m concerned.

Moses and I are on the road, we were just in St Louis at Webster University and I did a workshop at the MOMMA meeting in Columbia, MO and got to see some old friends and hang out at True/False, one of my favorite film festivals.   No it’s off to Baylor University and then UT Arlington and SMU before heading back to the Kansas City area.

I have been talking a lot to filmmakers about self-distribution and I am amazed that so many filmmakers are unaware how to read a contract, or what questions to ask if a distributor is interested in your movie.  I am going to reprint part of a blog I wrote last year detailing a conversation I had with an online distributor.

If you read this before, you should probably read it again to remind yourself that you might not necessarily sign with some distributors.

Here it is again…

I was talking recently with an on-line distributor; they were inquiring about my films and were they available.  They wanted a non-exclusive contract (which is the only deal I will ever do), for internet distribution they would be marketing just DVDs and they promised me 70% of all sales.  I downloaded a contract and asked them why my contract said I would get 33% of the gross and not 70%?  They apologized and sent me the new contract which was for 70% of the net.

(If you don’t know the difference between gross and net, look it up, or have someone else handle your negotiations.  With gross you might see some money, with net you probably won’t.)

We talked for awhile and when I asked for the email addresses of some of the other filmmakers who distribute through them (so I could see if they were happy); I was told that they don’t give out that information.  In my experience most legitimate distributors are happy to give you names and contact info from their other filmmakers.  It’s like asking for a reference, if other people speak well of you the odds are the prospective filmmaker will have a better feeling when it comes to signing the rights over.

Not only could I not get other filmmakers info, but when I asked about their use of sub-distributors for things like ipods, cell phones, web streaming, etc, and what kind of deals they cut with subs (because that will effect how much is left over to pay my 70% or 33% whichever I take), once again I was told that was information they don’t give out…

Are these people serious?

So I couldn’t get any information about how these guys do business, and how that would affect my take of any money my movie makes.  So I finally asked the big question.

Why should I sign with you and put my films up on your site?

I was told about all of the traffic they get, I would have my own web page, the people who run the site go to places like Sundance and promote their films and look for others to add.  I would have a much bigger reach as far as potential audience if I went with them.  My page would be listed on all sorts of other web sites like Amazon, and others.

So I asked them about promotion.  What kind of promotion do they do, and what places would they take my movie to?

I was told that the films and filmmakers, who do the best on their site, are the ones that go out and do a lot of self-promotion.  The ones that really get their film out in to the marketplace.  They submit it to all sorts of film festivals, send it to publications, and constantly get the word out about their movie.  “That’s the filmmakers who do well on our site.”

So if filmmakers are going to promote the hell out of their films, and do most of the work themselves, why would they want to be on a site that does nothing but make a master of their DVD, splash their logo all over it, take a good sized percentage to put YOUR film up on their web site, and then sit back and wait while you do all of the hustling.  Which part of this doesn’t sound good to filmmakers?

There are too many distributors out there that are doing this same thing.  You are doing all of the work, they’re putting their name and logo on it, and then are waiting for you to sell it for them.

I think one of the reasons they wouldn’t let me talk to any of their filmmakers is probably because they had no success stories.  They probably don’t have anyone who is making money.

There is nothing that these people are doing for you that you couldn’t be doing for yourself.  And keeping a larger share of the money your films make.   There are good distributors out there who will work with you, the key is finding them.

When you talk with a distributor you need to find out what they are going to do for you.

AF Note.  Film Baby is one of my tour sponsors and what I like about them is that they don’t promise me anything.  I do the promotion, they did build a page for me for a small fee, and they take a reasonable cut to fill orders.  My exposure is greater on their website and they cut checks on a weekly basis when your films sell.  Check them out.

And now on to other stuff.

If you want Moses and I to come to your college, university, media art center, high school, theater or even to your house for dinner send me a note, angryfilminfo@aol.com.

There is a rumor that my work books should be ready for downloading soon, and there are going to be new Angry Filmmaker T-shirts available.  These will piss off anyone, thanks to Jeff Pollard.  I’ll let you know when they’re ready.

Please check out my internet specials, hopefully you’ll find something you like.  (www.angryfilmmaker.com, as if you didn’t know)

Don’t forget to check out my tour sponsors, Show Biz Software, (www.showbizsoftware.com), Film Baby (www.filmbaby.com), Pollard Design (www.pollarddesign.com), Zoom Studio (www.zoomstudio.com), The Indy Film Co-op (www.indyfilmco-op.org) and Cheezy Flicks (www.cheezyflicks.com).  All great people, all great companies.

If you haven’t checked out their sites and their services, you better.

The first two Workshop DVDs are selling well.  You can find them at, www.angryfilmmaker.com, and at www.filmbaby.com

As always, feel free to link to my site and you can subscribe to my blog.  So what are you waiting for?

Talk later.

Kelley

www.angryfilmmaker.com
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www.myspace.com/theangryfilmmaker
www.youtube.com/theangryfilmmaker
www.filmbaby.com

I am on the Road and getting offers…

February 25, 2009 by angryfilmmaker

February 24, 2009

I am back on the road so it is a little bit tougher to post.  I have driven roughly 2800 miles in 4 days (I took 1 day off to teach two workshops at SFSU and SFCC) and I am glad to be back out on the road.  If I stay too long in Portland I feel like moss starts growing on my side.  So Moses and I are out and about.

I have been getting lots of emails of stuff that people want to plug and apparently they think my blog is the place to do that.  I’m not sure how I feel about it but I figured I’d post a couple things and if they help you, fine and if not then I won’t do it.

I got an email from someone promoting NAB, wondering if I was going to be there this year.  I’m not.  But they are offering something for nothing if that’s possible.  So here is what she told me…

For a taste of what the 2009 NAB Show has to offer, check out our Post|Production World Conference details, including 7 different Adobe, Apple, Avid and Mac Certification Courses: http://www.nabshow.com/2009/education/postproduction.asp

I’d like to offer you and your readers free access to the show, so you can experience all it has to offer first-hand. Below is a special registration code that you may pass along to your readers that will give them a FREE exhibits-only registration. And to thank you for helping us get the word out, we would extend an upgraded offer to you that includes access to Super Sessions, featuring insight from the biggest names in the industry.

Free Exhibits Passport Code: TP01
This pass includes access to the exhibit floor and the opening keynote – a $150 value.  Please pass along and visit http://nabshow.com/passport to redeem!

I’m sure they are offering this to everyone but if you are going to be there anyway and this code really is free, then use it!

I keep getting stuff from for-profit companies wanting me to promote their wares and sometimes I can’t tell who is for profit and who isn’t.  If you find something that I have posted is not what it seems to be please let me know.  I don’t want to promote sites and places that are trying to rip off filmmakers, if you see something on my blog that is questionable please bring it to my attention.  There are enough good sites out there that if I’m going to promote someone or something I want it to be good folks.

I make a point of checking out all of the rules for any contest or site BEFORE I submit anything.  I have seen too many shady contests where you send things in and it suddenly becomes theirs.  (AOL has tried this in some of their contests.)So read carefully before you submit.

And now on to other stuff.

If you want Moses and I to come to your college, university, media art center, high school, theater or even to your house for dinner send me a note, angryfilminfo@aol.com.

There is a rumor that my work books should be ready for downloading soon, and there are going to be new Angry Filmmaker T-shirts available.  These will piss off anyone thanks to Jeff Pollard.  I’ll let you know when they’re ready.

Please check out my internet specials, hopefully you’ll find something you like.  (www.angryfilmmaker.com, as if you didn’t know)

Don’t forget to check out my tour sponsors, Show Biz Software, (www.showbizsoftware.com), Film Baby (www.filmbaby.com), Pollard Design (www.pollarddesign.com), Zoom Studio (www.zoomstudio.com), The Indy Film Co-op (www.indyfilmco-op.org) and Cheezy Flicks (www.cheezyflicks.com).  All great people, all great companies.

If you haven’t checked out their sites and their services, you better.

The first two Workshop DVDs are selling well.  You can find them at, www.angryfilmmaker.com, and at www.filmbaby.com

As always, feel free to link to my site and you can subscribe to my blog.  So what are you waiting for?

Talk later.

Kelley

www.angryfilmmaker.com
www.facebook.com
www.myspace.com/theangryfilmmaker
www.youtube.com/theangryfilmmaker
www.filmbaby.com